May 2012
satan: let there be wifi passwords
satan: let there be calories
satan: let there be post limit
satan: let there be swag
summerdiedinconnersville:
“at least my boobs are nice” i say every day as i ultimately fail everything i attempt
I love using big words to sound smart....I mean,...
tumbloler:
Inspirational Tom Hiddleston Quotes
Never, ever, let anyone tell you what you can and can't do. Prove the cynics wrong. Pity them for they have no imagination. They sky's the limit. Your sky. Your limit. Now. Let's dance. - Tom Hiddleston
Within us there is the capacity of being anyone or anything. - Tom Hiddleston
We're all flawed heroes. Responsibility is power. Take responsibility for the consequences of your actions, and the world is yours. Everything is a choice. - Tom Hiddleston
I try not to make plans. God always laughs at your plans. I’m going to keep the door open, and keep the page blank, and see what gets painted upon it. - Tom Hiddleston
The dream is to keep surprising yourself, never mind the audience. -Tom Hiddleston
When random people try to sell you shit
sodamnrelatable:
via sodamnrelatable
Lestrade: I think your brother knows about us.
Mycroft: Why would you think that?
Lestrade: My ringtone has been changed to 'Government Hooker.'
What did the clock do when he was hungry?
tumbloler:
He went back four seconds.
walks into chair
me: sorry
chair: its ok